lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
I’ve saved tumblr for us, don’t worry guys. You can all go back to your regular blogging now.
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
